Dirt Motto - "Better Him Than Me"
Pattaya Dirt Road H3 - Next Run #488
41 Years of the Dirt
Run Date: Thu 27 Aug 2026
Hares: Cannon Ball, SLAP-A-Ho, SLAP, V.V., Chuck The Blood Up, SCAB (JAV)
Sign up with the Hares or Webmaster before Mon 17 Aug 2026 to be guaranteed a shirt.
When signing up with the hares: A non-refundable deposit of 2,000 Baht is required for the run.
On run day sign in at Cafe Kronborg at 12:00 pm. Transport departs at 13:00 pm. Check here for any changes.
Please note that starting from March Dirt (#483) Dirt Tax will be increased to 200 baht.
Mismanagement has increased the nominal run fee to 4500THB.
Hares must, however, consult with Mismanagement to understand the new general guidelines and special circumstances which apply in order to surpass the former run fee cap.
If you sign up online, or by e-mail, without paying your deposit and don't turn up on the day of the run you will be added to the Deadbeats list and not allowed back on a run until the missing deposit is paid. Unless you give the hares 10 days (Monday midnight) notice of pulling out from the sign up list.
Dirt Meetings are held on the first Thursday of each month at 5pm in the TQ until further notice.
Virgins: Full name is required plus any hash name.
Virgins: A 10% rule applies up to a maximum of 4 virgins on any run where virgins are allowed (any number of virgins above 4, even with runs above 50 Dirt Roaders or above, requires prior GM approval).
Virgins are not allowed on the January AGM run, the annual August anniversary runs, 10 year anniversary runs and the 100 anniversary runs.
Virgins will be assessed at the Dirt meeting after the run as to whether or not they will be accepted as a dirt roader.
If accepted they will be given their run shirt on their second run.
Total Runners = 27
On Last Run = 17
Returners = 10
Virgins = 0
| Name | Circle Drink Preference | Shirt Size | Style | First Run | No. Runs | Last Run | Hared Runs | Last Hared Run | Consecutive Runs | Award | Paid To Date |
|---|
| Cannon Ball (Hare) | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | 398 | 73 | 487 | 13 | 485 | 30 | | 0 |
| SLAP-A-Ho (Hare) | San Mig Light Cans | 3XL | Sleeved | 408 | 36 | 487 | 6 | 484 | 15 | | 0 |
| SLAP (Hare) | Chang Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 207 | 35 | 487 | 7 | 487 | 2 | | 2,000 |
| V.V. (Hare) | Chang Cans | L | V-Neck Sleeveless | 173 | 63 | 487 | 31 | 487 | 2 | | 0 |
| Chuck The Blood Up (Hare) | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | 463 | 23 | 486 | 4 | 480 | 0 | 5 Hared Runs Silver Ring | 0 |
| SCAB (Hare JAV) | Carabao Dunkel Cans | XL | Sleeved | 483 | 4 | 487 | 0 | 0 | 3 | | 0 |
| A Dingo Ate My Baby | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 450 | 24 | 487 | 2 | 482 | 12 | | 2,000 |
| Billion Sucker | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | 132 | 85 | 484 | 13 | 482 | 0 | | 0 |
| Brotherly Love | Chang Cans | 5XL | Long Sleeves | 437 | 23 | 487 | 1 | 455 | 5 | | 2,000 |
| Bullshitter | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 467 | 18 | 487 | 1 | 480 | 5 | | 2,000 |
| Dirt Looney | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | 56 | 111 | 487 | 29 | 486 | 49 | | 2,000 |
| Drinks Like A Girl | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | 2XL | Sleeved | 455 | 21 | 486 | 3 | 485 | 0 | | 2,000 |
| G.I. Joe | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | 233 | 245 | 487 | 16 | 425 | 67 | | 0 |
| Humungously Infected Vagina | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | 249 | 18 | 476 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 |
| iboibo | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 130 | 68 | 487 | 7 | 486 | 3 | | 0 |
| Mayo Queen | Soda Water | L | Long Sleeves | 382 | 100 | 485 | 20 | 484 | 0 | | 0 |
| My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 359 | 26 | 485 | 2 | 412 | 0 | | 0 |
| Necrophilia Night Rider | Heineken Cans | L | Sleeved | 344 | 113 | 487 | 15 | 473 | 9 | | 2,000 |
| Shiok | Carabao Dunkel Cans | L | Sleeved | 487 | 1 | 487 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt | 2,000 |
| Sour Kraut Bone Collector | Chang Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 409 | 79 | 487 | 13 | 477 | 79 | 80 Runs Gold Wings Hat/Eggs | 2,000 |
| Street Cleaner | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | 393 | 58 | 487 | 7 | 484 | 8 | | 2,000 |
| Stupid Kraut Cunt | Chang Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 29 | 155 | 486 | 34 | 486 | 0 | | 0 |
| Substandard | Leo Cans | M | Sleeved | 470 | 3 | 482 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 |
| Supervirgin | San Mig Light Cans | 4XL | Sleeved | 241 | 38 | 483 | 16 | 483 | 0 | | 0 |
| Two Pricks | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | 480 | 8 | 487 | 0 | 0 | 8 | | 2,000 |
| Velcro Dick | My Beer Large Cans | 5XL | V-Neck | 145 | 144 | 487 | 20 | 483 | 9 | | 2,000 |
| Yanky Crank | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | 422 | 59 | 486 | 5 | 448 | 0 | 60 Runs Back Pack | 0 |
| Rego Ref No. | Name | Circle Drink Preference | Shirt Size | Style | First Run | No. Runs | Last Run | Hared Runs | Last Hared Run | Consecutive Runs | Award | Paid To Date |
|---|
| 1 | Cannon Ball (Hare) | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | 398 | 73 | 487 | 13 | 485 | 30 | | 0 |
| 2 | SLAP-A-Ho (Hare) | San Mig Light Cans | 3XL | Sleeved | 408 | 36 | 487 | 6 | 484 | 15 | | 0 |
| 3 | SLAP (Hare) | Chang Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 207 | 35 | 487 | 7 | 487 | 2 | | 2,000 |
| 4 | V.V. (Hare) | Chang Cans | L | V-Neck Sleeveless | 173 | 63 | 487 | 31 | 487 | 2 | | 0 |
| 5 | Chuck The Blood Up (Hare) | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | 463 | 23 | 486 | 4 | 480 | 0 | 5 Hared Runs Silver Ring | 0 |
| 6 | SCAB (Hare JAV) | Carabao Dunkel Cans | XL | Sleeved | 483 | 4 | 487 | 0 | 0 | 3 | | 0 |
| 7 | Supervirgin | San Mig Light Cans | 4XL | Sleeved | 241 | 38 | 483 | 16 | 483 | 0 | | 0 |
| 8 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Chang Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 29 | 155 | 486 | 34 | 486 | 0 | | 0 |
| 9 | Substandard | Leo Cans | M | Sleeved | 470 | 3 | 482 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 |
| 10 | Yanky Crank | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | 422 | 59 | 486 | 5 | 448 | 0 | 60 Runs Back Pack | 0 |
| 11 | Dirt Looney | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | 56 | 111 | 487 | 29 | 486 | 49 | | 2,000 |
| 12 | Mayo Queen | Soda Water | L | Long Sleeves | 382 | 100 | 485 | 20 | 484 | 0 | | 0 |
| 13 | My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 359 | 26 | 485 | 2 | 412 | 0 | | 0 |
| 14 | Humungously Infected Vagina | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | 249 | 18 | 476 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0 |
| 15 | A Dingo Ate My Baby | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 450 | 24 | 487 | 2 | 482 | 12 | | 2,000 |
| 16 | Shiok | Carabao Dunkel Cans | L | Sleeved | 487 | 1 | 487 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt | 2,000 |
| 17 | iboibo | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 130 | 68 | 487 | 7 | 486 | 3 | | 0 |
| 18 | Brotherly Love | Chang Cans | 5XL | Long Sleeves | 437 | 23 | 487 | 1 | 455 | 5 | | 2,000 |
| 19 | Street Cleaner | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | 393 | 58 | 487 | 7 | 484 | 8 | | 2,000 |
| 20 | Sour Kraut Bone Collector | Chang Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 409 | 79 | 487 | 13 | 477 | 79 | 80 Runs Gold Wings Hat/Eggs | 2,000 |
| 21 | Two Pricks | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | 480 | 8 | 487 | 0 | 0 | 8 | | 2,000 |
| 22 | Bullshitter | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | 467 | 18 | 487 | 1 | 480 | 5 | | 2,000 |
| 23 | G.I. Joe | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | 233 | 245 | 487 | 16 | 425 | 67 | | 0 |
| 24 | Necrophilia Night Rider | Heineken Cans | L | Sleeved | 344 | 113 | 487 | 15 | 473 | 9 | | 2,000 |
| 25 | Velcro Dick | My Beer Large Cans | 5XL | V-Neck | 145 | 144 | 487 | 20 | 483 | 9 | | 2,000 |
| 26 | Billion Sucker | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | 132 | 85 | 484 | 13 | 482 | 0 | | 0 |
| 27 | Drinks Like A Girl | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | 2XL | Sleeved | 455 | 21 | 486 | 3 | 485 | 0 | | 2,000 |
| Name | Paid To Date |
|---|
| Billion Sucker | 0 |
| G.I. Joe | 0 |
| Humungously Infected Vagina | 0 |
| iboibo | 0 |
| Mayo Queen | 0 |
| My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay | 0 |
| Stupid Kraut Cunt | 0 |
| Substandard | 0 |
| Supervirgin | 0 |
| Yanky Crank | 0 |
| Shirt Size | Sleeved | Long Sleeves | V-Neck Sleeveless | V-Neck | Total Shirts |
|---|
| 2XL | 8 | - | - | - | 8 |
| 3XL | 1 | - | - | - | 1 |
| 4XL | 1 | - | - | - | 1 |
| 5XL | - | 1 | - | 1 | 2 |
| L | 5 | 1 | 1 | - | 7 |
| M | 1 | - | - | - | 1 |
| XL | 7 | - | - | - | 7 |
| Shirt Totals | 23 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 27 |
| Estimated Cost | 6,440 | 560 | 260 | 0 | 7,260 |
| Name | Shirt Size | Style |
|---|
| A Dingo Ate My Baby | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Billion Sucker | XL | Sleeved |
| Brotherly Love | 5XL | Long Sleeves |
| Bullshitter | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Cannon Ball | XL | Sleeved |
| Chuck The Blood Up | XL | Sleeved |
| Dirt Looney | L | Sleeved |
| Drinks Like A Girl | 2XL | Sleeved |
| G.I. Joe | L | Sleeved |
| Humungously Infected Vagina | XL | Sleeved |
| iboibo | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Mayo Queen | L | Long Sleeves |
| My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Necrophilia Night Rider | L | Sleeved |
| SCAB | XL | Sleeved |
| Shiok | L | Sleeved |
| SLAP | 2XL | Sleeved |
| SLAP-A-Ho | 3XL | Sleeved |
| Sour Kraut Bone Collector | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Street Cleaner | XL | Sleeved |
| Stupid Kraut Cunt | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Substandard | M | Sleeved |
| Supervirgin | 4XL | Sleeved |
| Two Pricks | L | Sleeved |
| V.V. | L | V-Neck Sleeveless |
| Velcro Dick | 5XL | V-Neck |
| Yanky Crank | XL | Sleeved |
Shirt Sizing Chart
August Dirt Lunch at Cafe Kronborg
Dirt Road Mismanagement extends an invitation to all Dirt Roaders registered for the August Dirt to attend a Dirt Lunch at Cafe Kronborg. Fabulous Cafe Kronborg food on the day following this Dirt Road on Friday the 28th of August commencing at 14:00.
We will start signing up people for the lunch as part of the August Dirt signups. There will be four choices of meals from the standard Kronborg menu:
1. Danish Meatballs
2. Pork Chop with fried or mash potatoes
3. Fish filet with french fries
4. Wagyu beef burger with home fries
If you think that you are coming, please let us know your choice as soon as possible.
Food will be paid for by the Dirt and Dirt Roaders will pay for their own drinks.
Dirt Roaders are also reminded that the Café Kronborg, the Dirt Road sign-up venue and location host of the bi-annual free Dirt Road lunch, also generously and continuously offers a 10 percent discount to Dirt Roaders wearing a Dirt shirt when eating/drinking at their venue.
Note to Hares regarding Virgin shirts - Always pass the virgin shirts to GM and for all virgin shirts still in possession of hares to be turned in asap to any mismanagement member.
Dirt Email Database Update
We are rebuilding the Dirt email database for all active Dirt Roaders. If you previously received the Monthly Dirt Report and would like to continue having it sent to you, please send an e-mail to Webmaster from the email address that you would like to use.
This also applies to any active Dirt Roader that is not currently receiving the Monthly Dirt Report and would like to.
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