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Pattaya Dirt Road H3 - Next Run #491

Run Date: Thu 26 Nov 2026
Hares: Free Willy, Chuck The Blood Up, Deep Throat, Out Of Order

Sign up with the Hares or Webmaster before Mon 16 Nov 2026 to be guaranteed a shirt.

When signing up with the hares: A non-refundable deposit of 2,000 Baht is required for the run.

On run day sign in at Cafe Kronborg at 11:55 am. Transport departs at 12:55 pm. Check here for any changes.

The date to guarantee a shirt is fast approaching. Sign up soon or you may not get a shirt.

Please note that starting from March Dirt (#483) Dirt Tax will be increased to 200 baht.
Mismanagement has increased the nominal run fee to 4500THB.
Hares must, however, consult with Mismanagement to understand the new general guidelines and special circumstances which apply in order to surpass the former run fee cap.

If you sign up online, or by e-mail, without paying your deposit and don't turn up on the day of the run you will be added to the Deadbeats list and not allowed back on a run until the missing deposit is paid. Unless you give the hares 10 days (Monday midnight) notice of pulling out from the sign up list.

Dirt Meetings are held on the first Thursday of each month at 5pm in the TQ until further notice.

Virgins: Full name is required plus any hash name.

Virgins: A 10% rule applies up to a maximum of 4 virgins on any run where virgins are allowed (any number of virgins above 4, even with runs above 50 Dirt Roaders or above, requires prior GM approval).
Virgins are not allowed on the January AGM run, the annual August anniversary runs, 10 year anniversary runs and the 100 anniversary runs.

Virgins will be assessed at the Dirt meeting after the run as to whether or not they will be accepted as a dirt roader.
If accepted they will be given their run shirt on their second run.

Total Runners = 31
On Last Run = 20
Returners = 10
Virgins = 1


NameCircle Drink PreferenceShirt SizeStyleFirst RunNo. RunsLast RunHared RunsLast Hared RunConsecutive RunsAwardPaid To Date
Free Willy (Hare)Heineken Cans4XLSleeved1927748119479020 Hared Runs Acknowledged0
Chuck The Blood Up (Hare)Chang CansXLSleeved46325490548810
Deep Throat (Hare)Chang CansXLSleeved19846482840300
Out Of Order (Hare)Leo Cans2XLSleeved36227490341120
A Dingo Ate My BabySingha Lemon2XLSleeved450274903490152,000
AirheadSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved13874903247322,000
BullshitterSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved46721490148080
Cannon BallChang CansXLSleeved3987649014488334,500
Captain CorruptionChang Cans2XLSleeved27874900010
DagsLeo CansXLSleeved39717489148500
Dancing DildoChang CansXLSleeved375124830000
Dirt LooneyLeo CansLSleeved5611449029486522,000
DJChang Cans2XLSleeved47924900010
Dr. DoolittleSingha Cans2XLSleeved46834800000
Ferry QueenSan Mig Light CansLSleeved26742490640412,000
G.I. JoeSan Mig Zero Small BottlesLSleeved23324849016425700
GiddyupSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved370284860000
Horst DickSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved48924900020
Necrophilia Night RiderHeineken CansLSleeved3441154891547300
Revolting RectumSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved2927486248200
Rip Van WankerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved46734800000
Rotten BananaSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved11034901148010
Scar W/2TsSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved411244902247022,000
SLAP-A-HoLeo Cans3XLSleeved4083949074881840 Runs Gold Wings Hat2,000
Sour Kraut Bone CollectorChang Cans2XLSleeved4098249014489822,000
Street CleanerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved39360489848902,000
Stupid Kraut CuntChang Cans2XLSleeved291584903448630
SwallowSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved48324900010
T.V.Chang Cans3XLSleeved38521490349012,000
Two PricksLeo CansLSleeved4801149000110
Gangbanger (Virgin)Leo CansXLSleeved0000000


Rego Ref No.NameCircle Drink PreferenceShirt SizeStyleFirst RunNo. RunsLast RunHared RunsLast Hared RunConsecutive RunsAwardPaid To Date
1Free Willy (Hare)Heineken Cans4XLSleeved1927748119479020 Hared Runs Acknowledged0
2Chuck The Blood Up (Hare)Chang CansXLSleeved46325490548810
3Deep Throat (Hare)Chang CansXLSleeved19846482840300
4Out Of Order (Hare)Leo Cans2XLSleeved36227490341120
5Scar W/2TsSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved411244902247022,000
6AirheadSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved13874903247322,000
7A Dingo Ate My BabySingha Lemon2XLSleeved450274903490152,000
8BullshitterSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved46721490148080
9DagsLeo CansXLSleeved39717489148500
10DJChang Cans2XLSleeved47924900010
11Dirt LooneyLeo CansLSleeved5611449029486522,000
12Ferry QueenSan Mig Light CansLSleeved26742490640412,000
13G.I. JoeSan Mig Zero Small BottlesLSleeved23324849016425700
14Horst DickSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved48924900020
16Rotten BananaSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved11034901148010
17Rip Van WankerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved46734800000
18Sour Kraut Bone CollectorChang Cans2XLSleeved4098249014489822,000
20SwallowSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved48324900010
21SLAP-A-HoLeo Cans3XLSleeved4083949074881840 Runs Gold Wings Hat2,000
23T.V.Chang Cans3XLSleeved38521490349012,000
24Street CleanerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved39360489848902,000
25Cannon BallChang CansXLSleeved3987649014488334,500
26Dr. DoolittleSingha Cans2XLSleeved46834800000
27Gangbanger (Virgin)Leo CansXLSleeved0000000
28GiddyupSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved370284860000
29Revolting RectumSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved2927486248200
30Dancing DildoChang CansXLSleeved375124830000
31Necrophilia Night RiderHeineken CansLSleeved3441154891547300
32Stupid Kraut CuntChang Cans2XLSleeved291584903448630
33Captain CorruptionChang Cans2XLSleeved27874900010
34Two PricksLeo CansLSleeved4801149000110

NamePaid To Date
Bullshitter0
Captain Corruption0
Dags0
Dancing Dildo0
DJ0
Dr. Doolittle0
G.I. Joe0
Gangbanger0
Giddyup0
Horst Dick0
Necrophilia Night Rider0
Revolting Rectum0
Rip Van Wanker0
Rotten Banana0
Stupid Kraut Cunt0
Swallow0
Two Pricks0

Shirt SizeSleevedTotal Shirts
2XL1212
3XL22
4XL11
L55
XL1111
Shirt Totals3131
Estimated Cost8,6808,680

NameShirt SizeStyle
A Dingo Ate My Baby2XLSleeved
Airhead2XLSleeved
Bullshitter2XLSleeved
Cannon BallXLSleeved
Captain Corruption2XLSleeved
Chuck The Blood UpXLSleeved
DagsXLSleeved
Dancing DildoXLSleeved
Deep ThroatXLSleeved
Dirt LooneyLSleeved
DJ2XLSleeved
Dr. Doolittle2XLSleeved
Ferry QueenLSleeved
Free Willy4XLSleeved
G.I. JoeLSleeved
GangbangerXLSleeved
GiddyupXLSleeved
Horst Dick2XLSleeved
Necrophilia Night RiderLSleeved
Out Of Order2XLSleeved
Revolting Rectum2XLSleeved
Rip Van WankerXLSleeved
Rotten Banana2XLSleeved
Scar W/2TsXLSleeved
SLAP-A-Ho3XLSleeved
Sour Kraut Bone Collector2XLSleeved
Street CleanerXLSleeved
Stupid Kraut Cunt2XLSleeved
SwallowXLSleeved
T.V.3XLSleeved
Two PricksLSleeved

Shirt Sizing Chart

Dirt Roaders are also reminded that the Café Kronborg, the Dirt Road sign-up venue and location host of the bi-annual free Dirt Road lunch, also generously and continuously offers a 10 percent discount to Dirt Roaders wearing a Dirt shirt when eating/drinking at their venue.

Note to Hares regarding Virgin shirts - Always pass the virgin shirts to GM and for all virgin shirts still in possession of hares to be turned in asap to any mismanagement member.

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This also applies to any active Dirt Roader that is not currently receiving the Monthly Dirt Report and would like to.

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