Next Run

Dirt Motto - "Better Him Than Me"

Pattaya Dirt Road H3 - Next Run #490

Run Date: Thu 29 Oct 2026

Hares: Mamasans Big Boy, A Dingo Ate My Baby, T.V., V.V., Wannabe Viking (JAV)

Sign up with the Hares or Webmaster before Mon 19 Oct 2026 to be guaranteed a shirt.

When signing up with the hares: A non-refundable deposit of 2,000 Baht is required for the run.

On run day sign in at Cafe Kronborg at 11:00 am. Transport departs at 12:00 noon. Check here for any changes.

Please note the earlier start time. Now departing at 12:00 noon.

Please note that starting from March Dirt (#483) Dirt Tax will be increased to 200 baht.
Mismanagement has increased the nominal run fee to 4500THB.
Hares must, however, consult with Mismanagement to understand the new general guidelines and special circumstances which apply in order to surpass the former run fee cap.

If you sign up online, or by e-mail, without paying your deposit and don't turn up on the day of the run you will be added to the Deadbeats list and not allowed back on a run until the missing deposit is paid. Unless you give the hares 10 days (Monday midnight) notice of pulling out from the sign up list.

Dirt Meetings are held on the first Thursday of each month at 5pm in the TQ until further notice.

Virgins: Full name is required plus any hash name.

Virgins: A 10% rule applies up to a maximum of 4 virgins on any run where virgins are allowed (any number of virgins above 4, even with runs above 50 Dirt Roaders or above, requires prior GM approval).
Virgins are not allowed on the January AGM run, the annual August anniversary runs, 10 year anniversary runs and the 100 anniversary runs.

Virgins will be assessed at the Dirt meeting after the run as to whether or not they will be accepted as a dirt roader.
If accepted they will be given their run shirt on their second run.

Total Runners = 43
On Last Run = 20
Returners = 22
Virgins = 1

Name	Circle Drink Preference	Shirt Size	Style	First Run	No. Runs	Last Run	Hared Runs	Last Hared Run	Consecutive Runs	Award	Paid To Date	Sponsor
Mamasans Big Boy (Hare)	Chang Cans	4XL	Sleeved	433	11	483	1	478	0		0	Supervirgin
A Dingo Ate My Baby (Hare)	Singha Lemon	2XL	Sleeved	450	26	489	2	482	14		0	SLAP
T.V. (Hare)	Chang Cans	3XL	Sleeved	385	20	485	2	481	0		0	Wank-King's Wanker
V.V. (Hare)	Chang Cans	L	V-Neck Sleeveless	173	64	488	32	488	0		0
Wannabe Viking (Hare JAV)	Chang Cans	L	Sleeved	472	2	478	0	0	0		0	Mamasans Big Boy
6 Million Dollar Nobody	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	351	2	472	0	0	0		0	Humungously Infected Vagina
Airhead	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	1	386	489	32	473	1		2,000
Arse Van Hole	Leo Cans	3XL	Sleeved	379	36	483	10	481	0		0	Dirty Harry
Brotherly Love	Chang Cans	4XL	Long Sleeves	437	25	489	1	455	7		0	Sour Kraut Bone Collector
Bullshitter	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	467	20	489	1	480	7		2,000	Humungously Infected Vagina
Cannon Ball	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	398	75	489	14	488	32		4,500	Stupid Kraut Cunt
Captain Corruption	Chang Cans	XL	Sleeved	278	6	479	0	0	0		2,000	Kike Cooker
Chuck The Blood Up	Chang Cans	XL	Sleeved	463	24	488	5	488	0		2,000	Mineless Cunt
Dirt Looney	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	56	113	489	29	486	51		2,000
DJ	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	479	1	479	0	0	0	2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt	0	SLAP
Drinks Like A Girl	San Mig Zero Small Bottles	2XL	Sleeved	455	23	489	4	489	2		2,000	Na Hee Man
Dyke Converter	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	194	66	489	6	487	1		0
Ferry Queen	San Mig Light Cans	L	Sleeved	267	41	483	6	404	0		0	Red Arsehole
G.I. Joe	San Mig Zero Small Bottles	L	Sleeved	233	247	489	16	425	69		2,000	Baby's Brain
Gasman	Leo Cans	4XL	Sleeved	327	27	483	6	388	0		0	Skid Mark
Hazukashii	Leo Cans	2XL	Sleeved	450	9	487	0	0	0	10 Runs Hat	0
Horst Dick	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	489	1	489	0	0	1	2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt	0	Stupid Kraut Cunt
I Got Crabs	Singha Lemon	2XL	V-Neck Sleeveless	463	5	483	0	0	0		2,000	Cannon Ball
iboibo	Leo Cans	2XL	Sleeved	130	69	488	7	486	0	70 Runs Dirt Patch	0
Knob Marley	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	90	53	489	2	281	1		0
Milky Way	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	408	8	483	1	458	0		0	Stupid Kraut Cunt
Mr. Happy	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	222	22	487	2	465	0		0	Dyke Converter
Out Of Order	Leo Cans	2XL	Sleeved	362	26	489	3	411	1		2,000	Wank-King's Wanker
Rasputin	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	299	63	476	22	447	0		0	Tiger Bum
Rong Jon	San Mig Zero Small Bottles	XL	Sleeved	466	3	484	0	0	0		0	CIA
SCAB	Carabao Dunkel Cans	XL	Sleeved	483	6	489	1	488	5		0	Bullshitter
Scar W/2Ts	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	41	123	489	22	470	1		2,000
Sheik Meme	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	267	57	487	6	366	0		0	G.I. Joe
SLAP	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	207	37	489	8	488	4		0	Neville Butt Fucker
SLAP-A-Ho	Leo Cans	3XL	Sleeved	408	38	489	7	488	17		2,000	Cannon Ball
Sour Kraut Bone Collector	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	409	81	489	14	489	81		0	Scar W/2Ts
Stupid Kraut Cunt	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	29	157	489	34	486	2		2,000
Supervirgin	San Mig Light Cans	4XL	Sleeved	241	39	488	16	483	0	40 Runs Gold Wings Hat	0	Scar W/2Ts
Swallow	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	483	1	483	0	0	0	2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt	0	Gasman
Two Pricks	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	480	10	489	0	0	10		2,000	Stupid Kraut Cunt
Velcro Dick	My Beer Large Cans	4XL	V-Neck	145	146	489	20	483	11		2,000
Wasted White Sperm	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	442	11	483	1	478	0		2,000	Stupid Kraut Cunt
Mountain Monster (Virgin)	San Mig Light Cans	3XL	Sleeved	0	0	0	0	0	0		2,000	Stupid Kraut Cunt

Rego Ref No.	Name	Circle Drink Preference	Shirt Size	Style	First Run	No. Runs	Last Run	Hared Runs	Last Hared Run	Consecutive Runs	Award	Paid To Date	Sponsor
1	Mamasans Big Boy (Hare)	Chang Cans	4XL	Sleeved	433	11	483	1	478	0		0	Supervirgin
2	A Dingo Ate My Baby (Hare)	Singha Lemon	2XL	Sleeved	450	26	489	2	482	14		0	SLAP
3	T.V. (Hare)	Chang Cans	3XL	Sleeved	385	20	485	2	481	0		0	Wank-King's Wanker
4	V.V. (Hare)	Chang Cans	L	V-Neck Sleeveless	173	64	488	32	488	0		0
5	Wannabe Viking (Hare JAV)	Chang Cans	L	Sleeved	472	2	478	0	0	0		0	Mamasans Big Boy
6	Gasman	Leo Cans	4XL	Sleeved	327	27	483	6	388	0		0	Skid Mark
7	iboibo	Leo Cans	2XL	Sleeved	130	69	488	7	486	0	70 Runs Dirt Patch	0
8	Sheik Meme	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	267	57	487	6	366	0		0	G.I. Joe
9	Swallow	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	483	1	483	0	0	0	2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt	0	Gasman
10	SLAP	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	207	37	489	8	488	4		0	Neville Butt Fucker
11	Stupid Kraut Cunt	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	29	157	489	34	486	2		2,000
12	Velcro Dick	My Beer Large Cans	4XL	V-Neck	145	146	489	20	483	11		2,000
13	Two Pricks	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	480	10	489	0	0	10		2,000	Stupid Kraut Cunt
14	Chuck The Blood Up	Chang Cans	XL	Sleeved	463	24	488	5	488	0		2,000	Mineless Cunt
15	Dirt Looney	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	56	113	489	29	486	51		2,000
16	Scar W/2Ts	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	41	123	489	22	470	1		2,000
17	SLAP-A-Ho	Leo Cans	3XL	Sleeved	408	38	489	7	488	17		2,000	Cannon Ball
18	Bullshitter	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	467	20	489	1	480	7		2,000	Humungously Infected Vagina
19	Airhead	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	1	386	489	32	473	1		2,000
20	Cannon Ball	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	398	75	489	14	488	32		4,500	Stupid Kraut Cunt
21	Drinks Like A Girl	San Mig Zero Small Bottles	2XL	Sleeved	455	23	489	4	489	2		2,000	Na Hee Man
22	Wasted White Sperm	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	442	11	483	1	478	0		2,000	Stupid Kraut Cunt
23	Out Of Order	Leo Cans	2XL	Sleeved	362	26	489	3	411	1		2,000	Wank-King's Wanker
24	Supervirgin	San Mig Light Cans	4XL	Sleeved	241	39	488	16	483	0	40 Runs Gold Wings Hat	0	Scar W/2Ts
25	Milky Way	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	408	8	483	1	458	0		0	Stupid Kraut Cunt
26	Rong Jon	San Mig Zero Small Bottles	XL	Sleeved	466	3	484	0	0	0		0	CIA
27	Dyke Converter	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	194	66	489	6	487	1		0
28	Brotherly Love	Chang Cans	4XL	Long Sleeves	437	25	489	1	455	7		0	Sour Kraut Bone Collector
29	6 Million Dollar Nobody	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	351	2	472	0	0	0		0	Humungously Infected Vagina
30	Ferry Queen	San Mig Light Cans	L	Sleeved	267	41	483	6	404	0		0	Red Arsehole
31	G.I. Joe	San Mig Zero Small Bottles	L	Sleeved	233	247	489	16	425	69		2,000	Baby's Brain
32	Sour Kraut Bone Collector	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	409	81	489	14	489	81		0	Scar W/2Ts
33	DJ	Chang Cans	2XL	Sleeved	479	1	479	0	0	0	2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt	0	SLAP
34	Knob Marley	Leo Cans	L	Sleeved	90	53	489	2	281	1		0
35	Hazukashii	Leo Cans	2XL	Sleeved	450	9	487	0	0	0	10 Runs Hat	0
36	Captain Corruption	Chang Cans	XL	Sleeved	278	6	479	0	0	0		2,000	Kike Cooker
37	Mountain Monster (Virgin)	San Mig Light Cans	3XL	Sleeved	0	0	0	0	0	0		2,000	Stupid Kraut Cunt
38	Arse Van Hole	Leo Cans	3XL	Sleeved	379	36	483	10	481	0		0	Dirty Harry
39	SCAB	Carabao Dunkel Cans	XL	Sleeved	483	6	489	1	488	5		0	Bullshitter
40	Horst Dick	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	489	1	489	0	0	1	2 Runs Due 1st Run Shirt	0	Stupid Kraut Cunt
41	Rasputin	San Mig Light Cans	XL	Sleeved	299	63	476	22	447	0		0	Tiger Bum
42	Mr. Happy	San Mig Light Cans	2XL	Sleeved	222	22	487	2	465	0		0	Dyke Converter
43	I Got Crabs	Singha Lemon	2XL	V-Neck Sleeveless	463	5	483	0	0	0		2,000	Cannon Ball

Name	Paid To Date
6 Million Dollar Nobody	0
Arse Van Hole	0
Brotherly Love	0
DJ	0
Dyke Converter	0
Ferry Queen	0
Gasman	0
Hazukashii	0
Horst Dick	0
iboibo	0
Knob Marley	0
Milky Way	0
Mr. Happy	0
Rasputin	0
Rong Jon	0
SCAB	0
Sheik Meme	0
SLAP	0
Sour Kraut Bone Collector	0
Supervirgin	0
Swallow	0

Shirt Size	Sleeved	Long Sleeves	V-Neck Sleeveless	V-Neck	Total Shirts
2XL	16	-	1	-	17
3XL	4	-	-	-	4
4XL	3	1	-	1	5
L	7	-	1	-	8
XL	9	-	-	-	9
Shirt Totals	39	1	2	1	43
Estimated Cost	10,920	280	520	0	11,720

Name	Shirt Size	Style
6 Million Dollar Nobody	2XL	Sleeved
A Dingo Ate My Baby	2XL	Sleeved
Airhead	2XL	Sleeved
Arse Van Hole	3XL	Sleeved
Brotherly Love	4XL	Long Sleeves
Bullshitter	2XL	Sleeved
Cannon Ball	XL	Sleeved
Captain Corruption	XL	Sleeved
Chuck The Blood Up	XL	Sleeved
Dirt Looney	L	Sleeved
DJ	2XL	Sleeved
Drinks Like A Girl	2XL	Sleeved
Dyke Converter	2XL	Sleeved
Ferry Queen	L	Sleeved
G.I. Joe	L	Sleeved
Gasman	4XL	Sleeved
Hazukashii	2XL	Sleeved
Horst Dick	2XL	Sleeved
I Got Crabs	2XL	V-Neck Sleeveless
iboibo	2XL	Sleeved
Knob Marley	L	Sleeved
Mamasans Big Boy	4XL	Sleeved
Milky Way	2XL	Sleeved
Mountain Monster	3XL	Sleeved
Mr. Happy	2XL	Sleeved
Out Of Order	2XL	Sleeved
Rasputin	XL	Sleeved
Rong Jon	XL	Sleeved
SCAB	XL	Sleeved
Scar W/2Ts	XL	Sleeved
Sheik Meme	L	Sleeved
SLAP	2XL	Sleeved
SLAP-A-Ho	3XL	Sleeved
Sour Kraut Bone Collector	2XL	Sleeved
Stupid Kraut Cunt	2XL	Sleeved
Supervirgin	4XL	Sleeved
Swallow	XL	Sleeved
T.V.	3XL	Sleeved
Two Pricks	L	Sleeved
V.V.	L	V-Neck Sleeveless
Velcro Dick	4XL	V-Neck
Wannabe Viking	L	Sleeved
Wasted White Sperm	XL	Sleeved

Shirt Sizing Chart

Dirt Roaders are also reminded that the Café Kronborg, the Dirt Road sign-up venue and location host of the bi-annual free Dirt Road lunch, also generously and continuously offers a 10 percent discount to Dirt Roaders wearing a Dirt shirt when eating/drinking at their venue.

Note to Hares regarding Virgin shirts - Always pass the virgin shirts to GM and for all virgin shirts still in possession of hares to be turned in asap to any mismanagement member.

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