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Pattaya Dirt Road H3 - Annual Piggy Awards

 

Dirt Motto - "Better Him Than Me"

New Pigs 2013

Here are our present Piggy family looking for a new home.

 

Piggy Voting: Only the 12 annual Pattaya runs are eligible for Piggy awards.

Voting always takes place at the AGM meeting, which is always held at The TQ the first Thursday in January. There are several different categories which determine Piggy Awards.

To qualify to vote, a dirt roader needs to have completed at least 10 runs in that calendar year.

Previous award winners can be seen below. Before 1998 no information is recorded.

2016 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
50th ANNIVERSARY BATTLE OF LONG TAN - 31 YEARS OF DIRT
LONE WOLF
RASPUTIN
PHANTOM
PONCHO THE PERVERT
.
Best Selection Process
STEP UP DIRT
LINEAR ACCELERATOR
MOTHER TRUCKER
RUBBER DICK
RAT VON KIEL
.
Best Run (Run only)
INTERDIRT XV-SPAG HEAD DIRT
SCARLET PIMPERNEL
ODD JOB
1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE
SPAGHETTI HEAD
.
Best Value for Money
GARFIELD DIRT II
SCAR WITH TWO T'S
PROFESSOR PINKY
WHALE SNIFFER
ODD JOB
NO HOPE
.
Best Overall Dirt
SAFARI DIRT
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
ODD JOB
RASPUTIN
SUPERVIRGIN
DALAI LAMA
VELCRO DICK
.
Best Run T-shirt
GARFIELD DIRT II
SCAR WITH TWO T'S
PROFESSOR PINKY
WHALE SNIFFER
ODD JOB
NO HOPE
2015 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
THE ALAMO DIRT
AIRHEAD
NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER
ABSOLUTELY NO F'N IDEA
MINELESS CUNT
.
Best Selection Process
BUSHWACKER DIRT 2
AIRHEAD
NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER
ABSOLUTELY NO F'N IDEA
STOOL MOOVER
.
Best Run (Run only)
ROCKS OF THE DIRT
RUBBER DICK
PISS POORER
LINEAR ACCELERATOR
SHEIK MEME
.
Best Value for Money
JWW 300 DIRT
SCAR WITH TWO T'S
PROFESSOR PINKY
BILLION SUCKER
LINEAR ACCELERATOR
VERTICAL BUTTOCKS
.
Best Overall Dirt
DIRTY 30 - 30 YEARS OF DIRT
PAPA WHISKEY
LONE WOLF
ODD JOB
RASPUTIN
PISS POORER
CRAFTY DOG WITH MUSTARD
.
Best Run T-shirt
GLADIATORS DIRT
FREE WILLY
RASPUTIN
SPERM POLLUTER
GASMAN
2014 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
FELLOWSHIP OF THE DIRT
IBOIBO
PAPA WHISKRY
LINEAR ACCELERATOR
LONE WOLF
.
Best Selection Process
TOP OF THE WORLD DIRT
SCAR WITH TWO T'S
PROFESSOR PINKY
SIR WANDA
BILLION SUCKER
.
Best Run (Run only)
BUSHWACKER DIRT
NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER
ABSOLUTELY NO F'N IDEA
KEE MAH
.
Best Value for Money

UNITED COLORS OF DIRT V
(29 Years of Dirt)

BOTTOMLESS PIT
WANK-KING'S WANKER
COW FISTER
SCARLET PIMPERNEL
.
Best Overall Dirt
ENTER THE DIRT
PISS POORER
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
LONE WOLF
SKIPPY
DOG LICKS ITS DICK
.
Best Run T-shirt
GHOST RIDERS DIRT
LONE WOLF
RASPUTIN
REAR GUNNER
LINEAR ACCELERATOR
NO MORE CUM
2013 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
MAKE BEER NOT WAR DIRT
RASPUTIN
ODD JOB
VELCRO DICK
WHALE SNIFFER
.
Best Selection Process
MASQUERADER DIRT
RASPUTIN
REAR GUNNER
LONE WOLF
SPERM POLLUTER
.
Best Run (Run only)
FUZZY WUZZY DIRT
DEEP THROAT
SOGGIE BISCUIT
ODD JOB
THREE DOGS
.
Best Value for Money

DIFFERENT DIRT


MONGREL ARAB
.
Best Overall Dirt
UNITED COLORS OF DIRT IV
(28 Years of Dirt)
BOTTOMLESS PIT
WANK-KING'S WANKER
LONE WOLF
.
Best Run T-shirt
MASQUERADER DIRT
RASPUTIN
REAR GUNNER
LONE WOLF
SPERM POLLUTER
2012 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
VIVA EL DIRT
ARSE HOPPER
PROFESSOR PINKY
POOPACHINO
SCAR WITH TWO T'S
.
Best Selection Process
CHRISTMAS HANG-OVER DIRT
BOTTOMLESS PIT
ODD JOB
SCARLET PIMPERNEL
LONE WOLF
.
Best Run (Run only)
IT'S MACHO TIME DIRT
ARSE HOPPER
RASPUTIN
POOPACHINO
.
Best Value for Money
333HALF DEVIL DIRT
ODD JOB
VELCRO DICK
ABSOLUTELY NO F'N IDEA
.
Best Overall Dirt
PIRATES OF THE TAHITIAN
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
ODD JOB
VELCRO DICK
SUPERVIRGIN
.
Best Run T-shirt
(Joint winner)
DRAGON DIRT
RASPUTIN
ODD JOB
POOPACHINO
WHALE SNIFFER
.
Best Run T-shirt
(Joint winner)
VIVA EL DIRT
ARSE HOPPER
PROFESSOR PINKY
POOPACHINO
SCAR WITH TWO T'S
.
Lame Duck Award
DIRT
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
SKIPPY
PISS POORER
DOG LICKS ITS DICK
2011 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
TRIBAL DIRT
DEEP THROAT
THREE DOGS
ODD JOB
SOGGIE BISCUIT
.
Best Selection Process
PORCUPINE DIRT
AIRHEAD
FERRY QUEEN
PUSSY SNATCHER
BOTTOMLESS PIT
.
Best Run (Run Only)
GHOST TROOPS DIRT
AIRHEAD
E.T.
ODD JOB
RASPUTIN
.
Best Value For Money
DIRTY NEW YEAR DIRT
BOTTOMLESS PIT
MONGREL ARAB
PISS POORER
.
Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day)
DIRT AIR
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
ODD JOB
VELCRO DICK
SUPERVIRGIN
.
Best Run T-shirt
TRIBAL DIRT
DEEP THROAT
THREE DOGS
ODD JOB
SOGGIE BISCUIT
2010 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
TARZAN DIRT
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
ODD JOB
VELCRO DICK
.
Best Selection Process
TEAM DIRT
PAPA WHISKEY
FUCK AND FORGET
ODD JOB
BOTTOMLESS PIT
.
Best Run (Run Only)
RAMBO DIRT Part 1
AIRHEAD
G.I. JOE
ODD JOB
BOTTOMLESS PIT
.
Best Value For Money
NO FREE DIRT 2
AIRHEAD
DIZZY
G.I. JOE
RATSO EEL SNIFFER
.
Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day)
ON VACATION WITH THREE STOOGES DIRT (Outstation)
HELLBOY
MISERABLE CUNT
LONE WOLF
.
Best Run T-shirt
BLOOD SWEAT & BEERS
25 Years of Dirt
ODD JOB
DOCTOR PROCTOR
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
RASPUTIN
.
Special Hero Award
STREETWISE DIRT
SCAR WITH 2 T's
ARSE HOPPER
PINKY

 

2009 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
OCTOBERFEST DIRT IN MARCH
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
ODD JOB
VELCRO DICK
.
Best Selection Process
THE BEER HUNTER DIRT
BOTTOMLESS PIT
WHALE SNIFFER
HELLBOY
ODD JOB
.
Best Run (Run Only)
UGLIER THAN DIRT
 
PAPA WHISKEY
DOCTOR PROCTOR
.
 
Best Value For Money
HAMAMAS DIRT
 
DEEP THROAT
THREE DOGS
WANKING
BANGKA BLOWER
.
Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day)
GODFATHER DIRT
HELLBOY
KARAMBA
FINI THE FAGGOT
SHEIK MEME
.
Best Run T-shirt
THE BEER HUNTER DIRT
 
BOTTOMLESS PIT
WHALE SNIFFER
HELLBOY
ODD JOB
.
Lame Duck Award
BLUFFALO DIRT
 
CLIT FACE
ODD JOB
FUCK AND FORGET

 

2008 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
NOOSE BEARERS DIRT
FINI THE FAGGOT
FLYING FROG
DIRTY HARRY
.
Best Selection Process
UNITED COLORS OF DIRT III
BOTTOMLESS PIT
LONE WOLF
DIZZY
MONGREL ARAB
Best Run (Run Only)
BETTER HIM THAN ME DIRT
 
ODD JOB
FUCK AND FORGET
CLIT FACE
VELCRO DICK
Best Value For Money
DEJA VOODOO DIRT
 
DOCTOR PROCTOR
PAPA WHISKEY
FUCK AND FORGET
.
Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day)
FIRE BRIGADE DIRT
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
ODD JOB
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
FLYING FROG
Best Tun T-shirt
THE DEVILS DIRT
 
ODD JOB
FUCK AND FORGET
WHALE SNIFFER
TIGER BUM
Lame Duck Award
BACK TO ROOT(S) DIRT
 
DYKE CONVERTER
SOMETHING ABOUT ANAL
HEAD HACKER
BUTT FILLER

 

2007 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
DIRT AID
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
ODD JOB
FUCK AND FORGET
 
Best Selection Process
ROOSTER DIRT
TEENY WEENY
SEAMAN STAINS
 
Best Run (Run Only)
TWO LITTLE DUCKS
22 YEARS OF DIRT
CLIT FACE
ODD JOB
FUCK AND FORGET
 
Best Value For Money
CROSS COUNTRY DIRT
ODD JOB
PELER
ARSE-A-HOLIC
WHALE SNIFFER
 
Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day)
EL SUPREMO DIRT
PAPA WHISKEY
FUCK AND FORGET
DOCTOR PROCTOR
 
Best Run Shirt
EL SUPREMO DIRT
PAPA WHISKEY
FUCK AND FORGET
DOCTOR PROCTOR
 
Lame Duck Award
FCUKALL 4U DIRT
SEAMAN STAINS
NO MORE CUM
WAS WOO'S WASHER

 

2006 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Theme
Dirt Cup FUCK AND FORGET
ODD JOB
DEEP THROAT
STUPID KRAUT CUNT
   
Best Selection
Grateful Cheap Dirt DOCTOR PROCTOR
RUBBER DICK
PAPA WHISKEY
.
   
Best Run (Run only)
ABSOLUT Dirt PISS UPHILL
ODD JOB
WHALE SNIFFER
DR. DICK (THE DICK DOCTOR)
   
Best Value For Money
Dirt In The Dark FUCK AND FORGET
ODD JOB
CLIT FACE
.
   
Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day)
Dirt In The Dark FUCK AND FORGET
ODD JOB
CLIT FACE
.
   
Lame Duck Award
Mussel Dirt SEAMAN STAINS
BOTTOMLESS PIT
LONE WOLF
.
   
Best Run Shirt
ABSOLUT Dirt PISS UPHILL
ODD JOB
WHALE SNIFFER
DR. DICK (THE DICK DOCTOR)

 

2005 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Special Effects
(This category will be changed to Best Theme in 2006)
Masquerade Dirt KARAMBA
WANK-KING'S WANKER
BOTTOMLESS PIT
SEAMAN STAINS
   
Best Selection
Twenty Years Of Dirt DOCTOR PROCTOR
RUB HER DICK
FUCK AND FORGET
PAPA WHISKEY
   
Best Run (Run only)
TORA BORA Dirt PISS UPHILL
ODD JOB
ARSE-A-HOLIC
KNOB MARLEY
   
Best Value For Money
Dirty Deeds Dirt PAPA WHISKEY
DOCTOR PROCTOR
PELVIC THRUSTER
CLIT FACE
   
Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day)
Dirty Dancing Dirt DOG LICKS ITS DICK
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
CHICKEN FUCKER
   
Lame Duck Award
Born To Be Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
MOBILE
CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
   
Best Run Shirt
Twenty Years Of Dirt DOCTOR PROCTOR
RUB HER DICK
FUCK AND FORGET
PAPA WHISKEY

 

2004 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Special Effects
The Scream Dirt ODD JOB
PELER
VELCRO DICK
 
   
Best Selection
CMONIWANNALEIYA Dirt DOCTOR PROCTOR
SEAGULL SHIT
FUCK AND FORGET
PAPA WHISKEY
   
Best Run (Run only)
Medicare Dirt SEAMAN STAINS
CLIT FACE
FLYING FROG
 
   
Best Value For Money
No Bus Bitch Dirt FUCK AND FORGET
DOCTOR PROCTOR
PELVIC THRUSTER
 
   
Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day)
The Scream Dirt ODD JOB
PELER
VELCRO DICK
   
Lame Duck Award
Dipstick Dirt LORD LUCAN
BOTTOMLESS PIT
WANK-KING'S WANKER
 
Best Run Shirt
Donald Dirt ODD JOB
PISS UPHILL
PONCHO THE PERVERT
 

 

2003 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Special Effects
Prisoners Of The Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE
FUCK AND FORGET
   
Best Selection
Dirt Olympics CHICKEN FUCKER
APPLE TURNOVER
TAMPAX
WANK-KING
   
Best Run (Run only)
Prisoners Of The Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE
FUCK AND FORGET
   
Best Value For Money
Tequila Shooter Dirt MOBILE
LORD LUCAN
BOTTOMLESS PIT
PONCHO THE PERVERT
   
Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day)
Independence Dirt AIRHEAD
FUCK AND FORGET
CLIT FACE
   
Best Run Shirt
Tequila Shooter Dirt MOBILE
LORD LUCAN
BOTTOMLESS PIT
PONCHO THE PERVERT

 

2002 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Special Effects
Spear Chuckers Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE
FUCK AND FORGET
   
Best Selection
World Cup Dirt SEAMAN STAINS
PINKY
SPAG HEAD
FUCK AND FORGET
   
Best Run (Run only)
Dark Side Of The Dirt BLOODY NIPPLES
BIG NOSED BASTARD
RINGWORM
HAGS
   
Best Value For Money
Pain In The Neck Dirt CLIT FACE
BOY GEORGE
TEENY WEENY
   
Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day)
Pissed As A Newt Dirt FINI THE FAGGOT
DOCTOR PROCTOR
MOBILE
   
Best Run Shirt
Deliverance Dirt SQUIDDY
TOM'S DICK
MOTHER'S FINEST

 

2001 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Special Effects
Shoot Him Dirt FUCK AND FORGET
SWOLLEN WOO WOO
   
Best Selection
Wild West Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE
AIRHEAD
   
Best Run (Run only)
Rub-A-Dub-A-Dirt SEAMAN STAINS
NO MORE CUM
MISSING PERSONALITY
BOY GEORGE
   
Best Value For Money
Let's Monopolize The Dirt CLIT FACE
BOY GEORGE
SEAMAN STAINS
   
Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day)
Let's Monopolize The Dirt CLIT FACE
BOY GEORGE
SEAMAN STAINS
   
Best Run Shirt
Wild West Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE
AIRHEAD

 

2000 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Overall Dirt
(The whole day)
King For A Day FUCK AND FORGET
AIRHEAD
KARAMBA
SEAGULL SHIT
1999 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Overall Dirt
(The whole day)
The Stormtroop's Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
SALVATORE
FIDO DILDO
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT
1998 Awards

CATEGORY

RUN NAME

HARES

Best Overall Dirt
(The whole day)
Fantasy Island Dirt STUPID KRAUT CUNT
PEG LEG
FIDO DILDO
KIKE COOKER

 

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